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?
10/16/2004 4:42:00 PM
U have no life
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srdjan
10/17/2004 1:35:00 PM
HAHHAAHHAHHAH HEHHHEHHE EH EH :-)))) |
Fat Scotsman
10/20/2004 12:02:00 AM
Aye, people do enjoy their own special brand. |
lad
10/20/2004 5:56:00 PM
I've got a turtlehead stickin out! |
Austin Powers
11/23/2004 5:50:00 PM
Loose some weight Fat Bastard. Go on the subway diet, like Jared. Oh wait, you already did that at the end of Austin Powers 3. Good luck you skinny bastard. |
törsten
12/1/2004 12:40:00 PM
yeah deze site s the best greetings me sexy body |
törsten
12/1/2004 12:41:00 PM
yeah deze site s the best greetings me sexy body |
Jose
12/16/2004 8:25:00 PM
I farted, I dead sexy Baybi! |
???
1/1/2005 7:58:00 PM
Ive got bigger titties than u do ive got more chins than a chinese phonebook ive not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare legal deeds |
ouch!!!!!!!!
1/11/2005 4:16:00 AM
thats nasteeee |
ouch!!!!!!!!
1/11/2005 4:16:00 AM
thats nasteeee |
yea baby yea!!!!!
1/11/2005 4:20:00 AM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaheeeeheheeeee...!!!! |
janet off friends
1/11/2005 4:26:00 AM
oh my god hahahahahahahaha |
my dick
1/15/2005 10:46:00 PM
get the out of here |
mod girl
1/30/2005 8:00:00 PM
choke a donkey????/....HAHAHAHAHAHA |
jag
2/5/2005 3:29:00 PM
u need a napolean dynamite soundboard one with all his great sayings |
haha
2/13/2005 12:45:00 AM
I ATE A BABY! |
Farted
2/19/2005 7:22:00 AM
Sorry! |
????
2/22/2005 4:22:00 AM
could do with more phrases |
Jam
3/22/2005 5:57:00 PM
I love this soundboard, it's crazy, jus wish there woz more, but u can't have it all can u! |
Jason
4/10/2005 6:58:00 AM
You really are a fat bastard.........hey do you have to call me fat that hurts my feelings you know i tried goin on a diet once "the zone" you know carbs are the enemy rar rar BUT THE PORTIONS WERE SO WEEE I ATE THE DELIVERY MAN the next day im sortin through my stool and i found his car keys ooohh ahh nova....nice ..red interior "ohh charming" |
tom q
4/16/2005 7:46:00 AM
boss so funny
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lil_bitt
4/29/2005 5:34:00 PM
I loooooooooooove Austin Powers!! |
Lil cowgirl
4/30/2005 3:16:00 PM
Thats soooooo funny!!!! i laughed my ass off! everybody loves there on brand. hahaha its GREAT |
Katie
5/2/2005 9:59:00 AM
mmmmmmmmm this guy is soo hott i am liek horny now |
cody
5/3/2005 12:35:00 PM
Have you seen my narbles |
Richard
5/3/2005 12:36:00 PM
please play with my wiener |
Richard
5/3/2005 12:37:00 PM
i live in uranis
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Richard
5/3/2005 12:37:00 PM
Im a dumbass
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Ron Johanson
5/3/2005 12:40:00 PM
I Live in Kirkland and i love
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goldmember
5/7/2005 11:18:00 PM
dr Evil we shtill have the ulimate insurance polishy...may i present to u the very sekshual the very toit....AUSHHTIN POWERSH FAAAAHHHZAAA DR. EVIL: "HIS WHAT" ............HIS FAAHZA....YO GOLDMEMBER I DONT SPEAK FREAKY DEEKY DUTCH OK PERVE BOY .....HIS FAHZA U KNOW LIKE HISH DAD ...OOOH HIS FATHER ......yesh yesh i with dutch accent ishnt that weird? |
Bill
5/13/2005 7:40:00 AM
even stink would say that would stink |
Bezan
5/13/2005 2:12:00 PM
My apartment smells funny |
BEZAN
5/13/2005 2:14:00 PM
i just left a comment for the sake of leaving a comment |
Jason
5/13/2005 2:37:00 PM
Fat bastard on no.2 : "YOUR PRETTIER THAN MOST GIRLS IVE SHAGGED!!" alright out of my way pretty boy i wanna look at your arse looks like two eggs in a hanky YOU DONT EVEN HAVE AN ARSE ive never had such tendencies but if i did youd be on my list.... |
Clark Kent
5/17/2005 9:29:00 PM
*to Batman* Get in my BELLY! |
the mob
5/20/2005 5:22:00 PM
blobby, mr. blobby says he has a turtle head poppin oot |
kittysniper454
5/31/2005 1:29:00 AM
I LIKE SHEEP.
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I am Austin Powers
6/3/2005 10:12:00 PM
Hello
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Emily
6/8/2005 5:49:00 AM
Completely Utterly, Pointless. |
.:.:ma milkshake:.:.
6/10/2005 4:26:00 PM
mmmmm...toasty.. |
.:.:ma milkshake:.:.
6/10/2005 4:26:00 PM
fo shizzle ma nizzle baby |
nuddey
6/22/2005 10:46:00 AM
sexy not
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6/28/2005 1:19:00 PM
whats up
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Wood Yi
7/9/2005 12:20:00 PM
My privates smell like seafood. |
Wood Yi
7/15/2005 8:54:00 AM
I think "dumb ass" is a dumb ass. Long live Wood Yi. |
angel face
7/18/2005 1:43:00 PM
you guys suck |
Fat Bastard
7/29/2005 8:51:00 PM
I ate a baby!
Baby the other, other white meat
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steveo
8/2/2005 1:05:00 PM
did you just soil yourself? maybe |
steller
8/12/2005 12:06:00 AM
just sounded like I was blowing one my self lmaoooo |
emma taylor
8/15/2005 10:25:00 AM
oh yer beachgroves is in garforth in leeds england oh my god i even rembered where i live maybe im not so dumb chow |
emma taylor
8/15/2005 10:25:00 AM
oh yer wat does chow mean
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emma taylor
8/15/2005 10:26:00 AM
im not fat by the way im just big boned im in shape round is a shape
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emma taylor
8/15/2005 10:27:00 AM
i have a rather large fore head
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sin bad
8/18/2005 10:27:00 AM
i have an electric torch and if any one touches me i will zap u wiht it
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Doug
8/20/2005 6:06:00 PM
Fat bastard is dead sexy baby. |
nat
8/21/2005 2:48:00 PM
sorry.. i faelted |
Fat guy
8/29/2005 9:41:00 PM
You guys think Fat Bastard is funny? Well what about us real life fat bastards? It isn't so funny to us when we really do soil our shorts because we cant even reach around to get a good wipe after taking a poop! Yeah laugh its so funny.....Not! |
Tracey
9/4/2005 1:13:00 PM
Christ I am getting all emotional from it. |
Fat Bastard
9/18/2005 10:42:00 AM
Of course im no happy ! look at meh im a fat slob ! im unhappy cuz i eat and i eat cuz im unhappy ! I CANT STOP EATING ! i have bigger titties then you do i have more chins then a chinese phone book ! .. i have seen my willie in three years wich is long enough to delcair leagly dead ! well excuse me there is some one i have to get in touch with and forgive ! my self ! ....................... ! sorry i farted its a long road ahead ! hmm hmm ! oh who my kiddin im gonna kill yueah anyway ! OOAWWWHHH RIGHT IN THE MOMMY DADDY BARTON! |
Jessie
9/18/2005 7:53:00 PM
I want to touch fat bastards titties |
Timinator
9/20/2005 7:58:00 PM
This is a good Soundboard.
FAT BASTARD ALL THE WAY! |
Ana
2/23/2006
Who like really fat/plummer/obese girls? |
SEXGOD00
5/1/2006
how bout NO you freaky dutch bastard
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EmMa
5/4/2006
sex god ur gay and u take it up the ass freak and yes u no me |
ANGEL
5/22/2006
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!!!!!! GYEQ2GFYEWOFVNGFGEIW |
Bunghole
5/28/2006
I ATE A BABY! |
Kyle
6/19/2006
I want my baby back baby back baby back ribs i want my baby back baby back baby back ribs, chilli baby back ribs |
:)
7/12/2006
look at my sexy body |
Alexander Hayter
7/30/2006
Where did you find that picture of me? |
i dont remember
8/5/2006
have you ever noticed that Austin Powers ,Dr. Evil,Fat Bastard,And Goldmember are the same acter?Mike myers must of had one hell of a time playing all the characters |
i dont remember
8/5/2006
i left a rosebud in there for ya |
ting tong makadangdang
8/9/2006
this soundboard is great w00t w00t |
Pakki
8/18/2006
Get out of my shop! |
UR GAY! :D
9/28/2006
THiS iS JUST CRAP |
Psycho Mike
10/14/2006
Any human being who puts down another human being's creation is a worthless piece of wasted spinal cord. I enjoyed your, "Fat Bastard Sound Board" Good work. |
Fat Bastard
11/3/2006
oh my nuts are rubbing together! Its ngonna start a fire! |
leebo
4/20/2007
iam so fat i cant wank anymore |
Wood Yi
6/18/2007
My privates still smell like seafood. |
Alexander Hayter
7/5/2008
"I ate a baby!" Classic! |
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10/2/2008
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moti
5/1/2009
Look at my sexy body |
Nutgroper.aka(boner toucher)
6/12/2009
i like to touch wieners on thursdays with my feet
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