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am od la
9/13/2004 1:44:00 PM
1st
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wlchisdksd
9/13/2004 4:34:00 PM
is dat wat u got pantihoe!!! lol this is funny as hell oh and 2cnd bitches
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wlchisdksd
9/13/2004 4:36:00 PM
ill put that thing up ur ass and pull the fuken triiger till it goes click!
LOL
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9/13/2004 5:23:00 PM
pantihoe...you idiot
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9/13/2004 9:22:00 PM
It's pendejo. |
song
9/13/2004 9:54:00 PM
Shut you pie hole!(^_^)
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Deanna
9/16/2004 12:41:00 PM
Get a life this is crap its not even funny |
9/17/2004 8:33:00 AM
Yeah..... |
eee
9/17/2004 10:22:00 PM
Fuk all of you! |
Oriental Christian
9/17/2004 10:26:00 PM
You are Maniacs |
white boy
9/19/2004 4:08:00 PM
don't fuc wit jesus man he'll get u back. |
Beav
9/19/2004 7:29:00 PM
To: Melissa
Jesus didn't die for you or me. He wasn't even considered the "savior" until the Council of Nicea. Do a little research into: The Council of Nicea, Constantine, the Emperor Nero and how none of the original apostles wrote any of the books of the bible. Plus, you're a hypocrit because you said that "Usually I'm not very religious." If you want to chastise someone let it be yourself for not following your own beliefs. Get off the dam fence, you either are or your not.
Sorry for the rant guys, I think this is hilarious and people like that bother me. Good job to whomever came up with this! |
Eric CartmenPL
9/20/2004 10:31:00 PM
mein Gott! its sin! ;p |
not cool
9/21/2004 7:38:00 PM
This is wrong. I am flexible but bringing Jesus into it is wrong. And a message to BEAV. yes jesus did die for us. |
Melissa
9/21/2004 10:08:00 PM
Hey Beav, shut the hell up! Gosh, what the freak do you think your saying? All you're doing is looking to cause trouble. I hope you contract an STD.
Love,
Melissa |
gunny
9/22/2004 8:36:00 AM
Jesus will smite u in the end , beav. No pun intended. I actually think its a lack of brainpower that this guy hoo made it had to come up with such an idea. Hell, lets do ALLAH and Budda , Mohamad and the Pope. Its just wrong folks. |
XXX me
9/22/2004 1:33:00 PM
I really love him I really do.But what we humans do about his message and whith our fellow inhabitants on earth could be better. I think he is above rude language and understands what a bad education or bad maner can do for a human or for an animal but for our own sake we would use Gods gift the human
commucationways in some higher level |
Melissa
9/22/2004 7:29:00 PM
I am one stupid ass bitch |
bob
9/24/2004 5:52:00 AM
thats jus mingin, u deserv 2 b shot! |
relegion sucks
9/27/2004 9:34:00 PM
and so do you melissa----and xxxme----and gunny you suck the c-ck of allah |
matt
9/29/2004 8:36:00 PM
what the hel is wrong with u. making Christ say that. u gonna burn with the devil you nazis |
Angel
10/2/2004 2:56:00 PM
IF You think this is funny you are really sad then it is the worth i have seen ever. plz next time have some sence of humour |
Melissa
10/2/2004 6:05:00 PM
I agree with Angel. And you pretending to me and having me say those things reminds me back to the time I was in Kindergarten. Yes, it stung me that bad. Thnx, wait till my counselor hears. *rolls eyes* |
oil tree
10/8/2004 3:13:00 AM
Jesus is the absolut live and not a stupid swearing man . Jesus is the way, the truth and the life. Jesus is the absolutely only way to the real luck and to the eternal life. This side does not bring you to the real luck, but at the most away of the only true God and the true life. |
oil tree
10/8/2004 3:14:00 AM
I agree absolutely with Melissa and Angel . |
Eve
10/10/2004 1:35:00 AM
watch wat u do. |
jd
10/10/2004 7:49:00 AM
this is really wrong. if u don't believe in jesus, that's fine.. but at least be tolerant of those who do. |
Jeff
10/10/2004 8:39:00 PM
Jesus was Homeless!!!!!!!!! |
Saer
10/16/2004 4:14:00 AM
hmph. insult. idiots. naive. |
This Dude.
10/18/2004 2:14:00 AM
Geeze people! Don't you all have anything better to do in your lives the tell people what is funny and what isnt? |
Jason
10/24/2004 9:24:00 AM
he deanna wat did u think of last night? |
Deanna
10/24/2004 9:26:00 AM
jason i am so going to kill you. you poured 2 JD much in my glass on purpose. |
Jason
10/24/2004 9:28:00 AM
hey it was an accident. but last night was good right? |
matt
11/3/2004 3:29:00 PM
how is swearing jesus christ cool. jesus is the the greatest person who ever lived. u all suck |
matt
11/3/2004 3:32:00 PM
oil tree. youur word have inspired me. thanxs |
goonie googoo
11/8/2004 7:18:00 AM
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY.... So very funny. |
tomten666
11/11/2004 1:03:00 PM
man this thing is the best! :D |
11/16/2004 5:26:00 PM
even if i was christian i would still think it was blasphemis, in the ten commandments, you are to only worship god and god alone, but so many people also worship jesus, and the whole jesus thing is just contradicting these commandments.there are so many contradictions in the bible, thank god im not christian, haha great pun. but yeah swearing jesus thats great. |
11/16/2004 5:27:00 PM
ok and gunny, jesus won't be smiting, if any one, god will. |
11/16/2004 5:28:00 PM
ok and gunny, jesus won't be smiting, if any one, god will. |
11/16/2004 5:31:00 PM
There are no Athiests in hell |
Jesus Christ
11/29/2004 10:45:00 AM
I love anal! |
Juicy Jesus
12/11/2004 6:13:00 AM
WTF, I can die for the world's sins, but I can't curse! You God bothering types are all the same! |
Tristan
12/12/2004 8:51:00 AM
Here's something to think about... I agree that you cannot imperically prove Christianity, but neither can you prove Atheism (I encourage you to research this). Atheism and Agnosticism takes as much faith (maybe more) than christianity. So pick a side, but don't just do what TV tells you to do. |
just me
12/22/2004 7:24:00 AM
HA, what a laugh! This is the best jezzer thing I have seen yet. The dead guy on the stick cursing. Life just does not get any better than this! |
jeusus
12/25/2004 8:42:00 PM
i dam you all to hell |
mooose1118
12/26/2004 1:01:00 AM
THIS IS NOT EVEN FUNNY NOT EVEN AT CHRISTMAS WHOEVER DID THIS WILL BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY -- A CHRISTIAN -
KEITH |
ren
12/26/2004 11:20:00 AM
hi girls
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Cheese
12/26/2004 1:07:00 PM
ill put that thing up ur ass and pull the fuken triiger till it goes click! LOL !!!! |
Adam
12/27/2004 10:24:00 PM
I think it would have better if at the end Jesus smokes a man pole...... |
satan
1/8/2005 9:52:00 PM
go on and say wut u want b'out this guy and i'll c u all la8r |
ted
1/14/2005 3:55:00 PM
hey you ripped that off of big lobowski |
Ann
1/18/2005 5:19:00 AM
WRONG! |
Ann
1/18/2005 5:25:00 AM
Judgement day should be very interesting for you! Sorry about your luck - better you than me. |
carlos santana
1/19/2005 8:12:00 PM
bad
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Flaco Domingo
1/19/2005 8:14:00 PM
Can we be just a little bit original?? I mean most of these lines are right out of "The Big Lebowski" Think up your own humor next time! |
mark
1/20/2005 9:18:00 PM
sucks |
Tarrasque
1/20/2005 10:52:00 PM
Jesus approves. He told me so. He also said Melissa is a sinful whore who will burn in a maggot-riddon hell. |
Agreement
1/23/2005 4:02:00 AM
i too agree that Jesus is fake... |
1/24/2005 8:47:00 PM
JESUS IS MA HOME BOI |
Tristan
1/28/2005 12:47:00 AM
Yes, yes it does. |
There is no god
1/28/2005 12:48:00 PM
You can't make fun of someone who hasn't
existed. |
Cash
1/31/2005 1:32:00 AM
sure you can, like people make fun of people who believe in santa clause.
Let idiots believe in things like Jesus, whose existance can be proven just as much as it can be proven that there is a tooth fairy, it doesn't matter. They are wasting their time and giving you time to get ahead of them. Besides, their whole religions are constantly contradictory, I can get into a discussion about ANY religion and I will guarantee to find dozens upto dozens of contradictions. Here's a quick one for you, one of the commandments for christians is not to kill, that means the soldiers that we praise for being on the front lines are all siner who go to hell. There are millions of otehrs behind this (but I don't have time to say them now) |
Sid
2/5/2005 12:00:00 PM
Jesus was God's Son, a himan just like you and me. Since he had no sin in his blood, he was the perfect sacrifice for the human species. Certainly, not everyone will accept this as truth, but hey, the greatest thing God gave us is the freedom to choose. Look what Lucifer chose |
Sid
2/5/2005 12:04:00 PM
ok, I made a typo not "himan", "human"
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matt
2/5/2005 1:06:00 PM
Sid you rule dude |
boyband
2/8/2005 9:00:00 PM
Religion. Brings out the worst in everyone. |
Anna
2/15/2005 8:59:00 AM
I agree cash, there are just so many contradictions in the bible and no one really looks at them, for instance, one of the ten commandments is to worship god and god alone, however, i have seen so many people worship jesus as well, so god and jesus are being worshipped, so all those thousands of people will go to hell because they have broken that commandment. P.s i am not christian |
Anna
2/15/2005 9:03:00 AM
You people also can't say that all the athiests will go to hell, because if they don't believe in god and heaven hell, then how can they go to hell if they don't believe in it? therefore there are no athiests in hell. |
Savior
2/21/2005 8:29:00 PM
WOOO!!!!!!!!!! |
matt
3/3/2005 5:26:00 PM
first of all the bible helps us to live better. people like you who believe that the bible is nothing more then some guy in the sky with power don't understand how the bible relates to you and people like you. your the kind of people who think if something bad happens to you it's all Gods fault, it's not. He doesn't do evil things. he loves us all and wants us to love him. you can have your beliefs but you shouldn't make fun of people who don't think like you do. |
12yr old
3/5/2005 2:23:00 PM
i understand more than u do the only reason there are different religions is because ppl hd to be in the same place at the same time to know that that religion was starting see back then when the first religion started (i think it was christianity ) that woold have probaly been the true religion but others didnt know live in other places cuz there were in other continents they didnt know so that i think doesnt mean that those people....wait what does that have to do with this (srry im not good at explainin things) but who knows what i am saying is tue or not |
Anna
3/6/2005 9:29:00 AM
ok, first of all christianity was not the first religion, and i am not christian, but i agree that the bible is there to help people live better lives, however, the bible is just stories that have just changed over time, so as far as i'm concerned, jesus and god were probably some random people that were farmers that helped people, so as time went on, the stories were blown out of proportion, if it was true that is. |
Anna
3/10/2005 3:25:00 PM
ok, first of all, there is no mention of witches and wizards in the bible, second of all, wicca and paganism (basically the same) believe in cherishing nature and everything natural in the world. |
Anna
3/10/2005 3:35:00 PM
and paganism was one of the earliest religions in the world, not christianity. |
Anna
3/10/2005 3:35:00 PM
third of all, i agree with the fact that we are bombarded with christianity when we are children, and we only learn about other religions at school and by that time our minds have already been made up for us that we are christian. i will admit that it is good to believe in something, whether it's religion or believing in washing socks is bad (or whatever) |
Anna
3/10/2005 3:36:00 PM
but we are constantly having christianity shoved down our throats, and the christians can't seem to deal with the fact that we may not believe in the same thing as them, so again, if you are an athiest then 'you are condemned to hell' (which by the way is wrong, because if athiest on't believe in heaven or hell then therefore there are no athiests in hell), or they will try to convert you. ok, it's fine that they believe what they want to believe, but i loathe the fact that christianity cannot let other people be, it is like they are trying to take over the world by making us swallow this drivel |
matt
3/10/2005 3:58:00 PM
were not trying to make you believe anything. i'm just getting pissed off cause people don't show respect for people with other beliefs. they can't understand that people still like god. you people sound like there never been a god. and the stuff you said thats in the bible, that's not true. there aren't wizards and talking animals. those things about food falling from the sky, and water to wine are miracles. good miracles at that. so thats what i have to say for now
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matt
3/10/2005 8:16:00 PM
you should hear how stupid that sounds. why is jesus cursing off funny? he would never do that. he loves all of us. you people have christianity all round nothing you've been saying about it is true. get your facts straight before you start shooting a load of crap out your mouths |
coop
3/11/2005 2:40:00 PM
that is stupid. Thats taking the mik out of my jesus |
gansta
3/11/2005 5:32:00 PM
this is so wrong 2 do 2 jesus. who ever did this should really think twice about what he did 4 us who ever did this sucks so bad.
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gangsta
3/11/2005 5:33:00 PM
by the way its gansta. ops |
gangsta
3/11/2005 5:34:00 PM
ops i did it agian its gangsta i m reatared |
gangsta
3/11/2005 5:35:00 PM
retared |
matt
3/12/2005 8:25:00 PM
your right gangsta |
matt
3/12/2005 10:49:00 PM
god rules
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matt
3/13/2005 9:09:00 AM
ok. |
brad
3/13/2005 4:12:00 PM
lol it pretty funny not if you a cristian |
3/15/2005 8:48:00 AM
IF JESUS WAS HUNG, WOULD WE PRAY TO A ROPE? |
Jesus
3/15/2005 8:49:00 AM
There was only one real christian in the entire history of the human race, luckily they caught and crucified him early. |
Sarah
3/18/2005 6:54:00 PM
it isnt very good and u need to make it better next time.So when u make a new cartoon i have told u to make it better. |
3/24/2005 5:30:00 PM
GUYGKVBBK
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love
3/24/2005 5:44:00 PM
how ever did this it is not even cool the is the lord jesus cris you sorry shunns a bitch are going to hell just to let you know.....you sick basterds |
matt
3/24/2005 8:30:00 PM
thats right love. kick ass
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jesus!
3/26/2005 10:50:00 PM
whoever made this shall burn in hell!!1 |
Eric Melech
3/28/2005 12:11:00 AM
Reading this thread reaffirms my resolute belief that religion is garbage and all religious people should be shot in the face. |
sir santa of claws
4/1/2005 5:20:00 PM
dude...that is jesus christ whoever did that will burn in hell and perish a firey death!bitch |
matt
4/4/2005 8:45:00 PM
thats right. this is so stupid
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extremebatty
4/5/2005 3:39:00 PM
*smacks the crap out of this things creator*...i hate you.... |
matt
4/5/2005 8:22:00 PM
hooray more people are seeing how stupid this thing is
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sacom
4/6/2005 4:02:00 PM
thats not funny thats just sad you cant make things like that sad individual |
12345678910
4/6/2005 4:05:00 PM
this is not funny dat is jesus christ ur abusing who ever made this should get shot and i agree with everyone else who said that this is gay |
chewie
4/11/2005 3:30:00 AM
its the voice of kinpin life of crime's game |
laura
4/11/2005 4:38:00 PM
its ok |
angel
4/17/2005 8:25:00 PM
this is blasphemy God will punish u in hell fire.repent. |
NIGEL
4/18/2005 3:39:00 PM
The only thing wrong with Christians is that the Romans ran out of lions. |
ying
4/18/2005 6:11:00 PM
吸和是不敬的 |
lonnie
4/19/2005 9:52:00 PM
you shouldn't play with God-and he did die for all of our sins-please don't get cauhgt in the trial and tribulation period because u won't last-especially if u thi is a joke.sicko!!! |
lonnie
4/19/2005 9:54:00 PM
i meant don't get caught-read the bible read the book of revelations and see if u can laugh at that!!! |
Mr X
4/20/2005 9:32:00 AM
NIGEL likes ridin' niggaz meat! |
matt
4/21/2005 1:15:00 PM
i'm glad to see all you understand how bad this is. the maker of this has no respect for christian beliefs. |
hochie mama
4/22/2005 8:20:00 PM
Jesus would never do that! just because Im not a virgin anymore that dose not change the way I think about
Jesus! |
laura
4/27/2005 9:27:00 AM
thats proper class mate |
bitch
4/28/2005 6:04:00 PM
GOD Dam it!!!!!!!!!!! Oops:) |
god
5/1/2005 5:08:00 AM
ha ha ha look how people argue to protect my son the son i had to rape a woman to get |
Satan
5/1/2005 7:34:00 AM
The reaction of you jesus freaks is even funnier than that swearing schizo son-of-a-bitch.
Take a look at comparative religion and realise most of the people in the world have similar stupid beliefs with a totally different focus. Morons. |
Satan
5/1/2005 8:37:00 AM
I will only argue this point with men because women are inferior (corinthians 11:9). Unless of course you happen to be a liberal christian who does not accept the teachings of the bible.
Homos displeaseth the Lord, so none of them either. |
Odin
5/3/2005 7:07:00 PM
My father, Thor, has a sense of humor why cant Jesus's father have one also. All of you stupid stupid christians are the ones that are suffering. think a little and live! |
hans
5/4/2005 3:53:00 PM
Ich glaube, dass Gott mein Retter ist, und ich denke, dass Sie alle in Hölle für solche Gotteslästerung verrotten sollen |
juan
5/4/2005 3:54:00 PM
creo que Dios es mi salvador y yo pienso que ustedes deben pudrirse en el infierno para tal blasfemia |
sven
5/4/2005 3:55:00 PM
jeg tror at den Guden er min frelser og jeg tror at De skal all rotfestet i helvete for slik blasfemi |
mario
5/4/2005 3:56:00 PM
credo che Dio sia il mio salvatore e penso che lei dovrebbe tutto il marcisce nell'inferno per tale bestemmia |
ricardo
5/4/2005 3:56:00 PM
credo che Dio sia il mio salvatore e penso che lei dovrebbe tutto il marcisce nell'inferno per tale bestemmia |
hugo
5/4/2005 3:58:00 PM
je crois que Dieu est mon sauveur et je pense que vous devriez tout pourrit dans l'enfer pour tel blasphème |
some redneck
5/4/2005 3:59:00 PM
too many damn foreginers here |
jesus
5/5/2005 1:05:00 AM
Beav u r sad |
JOYFUL
5/10/2005 10:24:00 PM
IF JESUS SAW IT HE WOULD LAF AFTA ALL HE WAS A "STONER" WASNT HE? BUT STILL I DIDNT FIND IT FUNNY! |
Anneke
5/20/2005 1:19:00 PM
dit is echt gewoon te triest voor woorden:^) |
moderate
5/25/2005 11:11:00 AM
Hey, I'm a fan of Jesus: he stood up against a repressor. And he brought a sensible message. But I'm not offended by this kind of joke, I even find it quite funny. It's at moments like this, we christians should prove we're not so narrow-minded as muslims. Get over it, mates. :-) |
son
5/26/2005 12:30:00 PM
what u think jesus will save you, shut the hell up, |
RJ
6/1/2005 9:54:00 PM
Im english! were easilty the bst at evrythin', if god exists were his fave country |
big mama
6/4/2005 10:48:00 AM
dead gay call 0800 4352432 |
Morons
6/7/2005 12:04:00 PM
Nd i dnt think he'd sound like an italian gangsta!:S |
Johanna H
6/11/2005 11:24:00 AM
i think that was really really really disrespectful!!! you don't do that to the LORD!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHMED !! NOT FUNNY!!! |
sara H
6/11/2005 11:31:00 AM
i hate you who ever made it!!! and i'm morroccan!!! JERKS!!!!!! |
JOHANNA M
6/11/2005 11:36:00 AM
whyu r u guys still being rasices!??? u r making the world a worst place! maybe if u americans stop getting into countries bees~wax please i'm american!! so please stop acting like ur the BEST!!! ur fat racises ...dame~it!!... and are rude! please l;isten to me ( thanx ) |
What
6/12/2005 8:54:00 AM
the hell? |
BiaJOr
6/14/2005 5:18:00 PM
u no what hoe thats wrong and thats yo molmma on that bc u should nevr do that |
Baller_81
6/16/2005 2:38:00 AM
This is funny but it not funny becuz god dosen't create this whole thing. Satan and lucifer create this, so please don't start to hate each other just respect them if they hate you or you don't like jesus or don't believe in god or god savior, just leave them alone and respect their religon, Im not here to be so protect like you not supposed to be doing this or stuff like that, well that all. By the way, Melissa you are wrong but I agreed with you, but you are to senstive for that well you not to suppose be like so protective, if they do something wrong just leave them and pray for them for what they have done. well that all |
babe
6/23/2005 9:44:00 AM
i wish some one would do it to me |
Clare
6/28/2005 12:26:00 AM
weird, but kinda funny. forget that it's supposed to be 'jesus' doin it - the voice is funny. |
Pissflaps
6/28/2005 11:12:00 AM
Oh and when you go to the doctor and get weighed are you considered anorexic if you're under 400 lbs? |
onyxman
6/29/2005 7:45:00 AM
Let's hope (and pray) Jesus isn't really like this. |
Billy
7/4/2005 12:00:00 PM
horrible freak
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Limey
7/5/2005 7:42:00 AM
get a life you saddos, it's a joke, not everyone likes it, if you don't then don't look. If you do then fill your boots. Have to say though, Jesus wouldn't have been White as reflected in all pictures of him, Think about where he supposedley came from then picture him with a teatowel and fanbelt on his head (or a turbine (sic)). |
tabitha
7/10/2005 7:03:00 PM
this just isn't right, doesn't anyone think of anyone else's feelings anymore, this really showed me how cruel ppl can really be, how can jesus cursing be funny? i guess whoever did this has no respect what so ever. |
steve
7/13/2005 11:17:00 AM
Funny as hell!
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relegion sucks
7/22/2005 9:29:00 AM
anyone who believes that crap from sunday school must be an idiot. |
Pissed Off Sisters
7/29/2005 4:35:00 PM
my sister and i think that this should be deleted from the internet and never to be seen and also destroyed!that is just plain wrong |
irish j
7/30/2005 5:22:00 AM
ye u sisters r right, rock on girls |
OMG
8/3/2005 8:36:00 PM
satanism all the way. Jesus makes me horny. lol god isnt real |
duality
8/6/2005 10:54:00 AM
this is the stupidest thing ive ever seen....... and i think its funny how god gets all the smart followers and satan gets all the retards ^.^
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Another Point of View
8/10/2005 2:09:00 PM
And not all people are harsh, condemning, "you're going to hell" people who shove their religion in other people's faces. If you actually would read the Bible, Jesus never once did that, and actually hung out with prostitutes and the "sinners". Jesus told people not to judge or condemn others, or they themselves would be judged and condemned. So "Christians" who do that should take a long hard look at their faith. Also, there is a certain thing as respect. I disagree with the tenements of Hinduism, but I'm not going around criticizing Krishna. There is just a certain amount of respect that people deserve |
Another Point of View
8/10/2005 2:26:00 PM
For the people who use the Da Vinci Code to sprout off arguments that Jesus was declared divine at the Council of Nicea, and that the Gnostic Gospels disprove Christianity, you need to take a long hard look at your facts. For one, you're using a recent commercial fiction novel by a man who is most definitely not a historian to disprove a 2000 year old religion. Second, the Council of Nicea did not declare Jesus's divinity, that was already agreed upon and had been for hundreds of years... it decided which books would be included in the official version of the Bible. By this time, Christianity was spreading rapidly, and the church needed some way to be sure that the preachers were preaching the words of Jesus as recorded in the Gospels. |
Another Point of View
8/10/2005 2:27:00 PM
And it wasn't by a "close vote" as Dan Brown said... out of almost 500 people present, only 2 voted no to the books being included. |
Another Point of View
8/10/2005 2:27:00 PM
Now, about the Gnostic Gospels... they were written in the third and fourth centuries, hundreds of years after the Gospels's dates of 20-60 years after the crucifixion of Jesus. And if you've actually read the Gnostic Gospels, they in no way resemble the writings of the other Gospels, most notably John which is the oldest of the Gospels. The Gospel of Thomas, which in itself appears to be a "gospel" that has had paganism elements thrown into it, is not the oldest "gospel" as the vast MINORITY of historians and scholars clame, it was written within 100-150 years after Jesus died, if even that close. |
Another Point of View
8/10/2005 2:28:00 PM
So all in all, just like any religion, Christianity cannot be fully proved. However, that means it can not be fully disproved. You can choose to not accept it, that is free will, but you can't just go off spouting facts that destroy it or render it meaningless. It wouldn't have lasted this long if it were true. There has been no other book in history that has been ridiculed, searched through, tried to be disproved, and critically judged by some "intellectuals" as the Bible, and it has still managed to escape unscathed. So believe what you want, but just research the facts with an open mind before you go spouting off things to disprove ANY religion |
Another Point of View
8/10/2005 2:29:00 PM
Oh, and btw, the reason those 2 voted no was not due to the Gospels, but to the addition of Revelations to the Bible. |
Someone
8/10/2005 9:29:00 PM
HAIL MY LORD LUCIFER, and may the anti-christ come to same us all from god's evil destruction!! |
Someone
8/10/2005 9:30:00 PM
I'm a satanist by the way and proud of it! |
Big G
8/17/2005 7:54:00 AM
This is highly offensive - BUT VERY FUNNY! |
Too Funny!
9/1/2005 8:08:00 PM
I bet "point of view" guy is mormon! |
unknown
9/10/2005 5:30:00 AM
be practical people.. in a way some people laughed at this and others got sensitive.. but really.. its all in the person on how he/she would react to this and how a person would look at it.. you can't go being judgemental on one person, if thats their point of view.. then ya'll juz have to deal with it.. every one is free of their own opinions.. no one can criticize that! so ya'll jus stop tripin'.. |
giggles
9/14/2005 10:56:00 PM
i laugh eveytime it cracks me up! |
guy
9/17/2005 4:21:00 PM
why are you stupid enough to be religious? |
creepydick
9/27/2005 7:31:00 AM
since when is jesus mexican? |
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dpete
M, 61
Story, WY
United States
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10/7/2005
I love it |
juan
3/5/2006
stupid people thatm did tahti hope you go to hell |
Bitchin!
4/25/2006
Jesus was a mexi-can't |
BLUE
6/2/2006
O M G SOMEBODY IS DEFFENTLY GONNA GO TO HELL FOR THAT |
Anita
6/23/2006
That is the rudest thing i have ever seen. People that make stuff like that are sick. |
dxxxxxxx
6/28/2006
sssssssUcckk IT ! |
jason
7/4/2006
plus if this was jesus (how do you know what he looked like, were you their, you get it from da vincie huh :)) he painted it all to look like him slef is what they say so if their is one true god like figure and that is his son is highley unlikeley, plus he might have bin mexican and not aribic :)) |
DICK FITZWELL
7/20/2006
I HOPE THE UNKNOWN COWERD WHO MADE THIS HAS A GOOD TIME IN HELL. |
Landscaping Owner
7/23/2006
Jesus is pretty good with a weed eater. |
ICU
1/6/2007
i regret clickung on this that is wrong u should have respect towards our GOD WETHER U BELIEVE IN HIM OR NOT I THINK U SHOULD BE THANKFUL!U ARE BREATHING FOR HIS SAKE! IM NOT RELIG. BUT THAT IS WRONG JESUS DONT HURT ANYONE NOW ! BUT WHAT WE DO WE,LL PAY FOR!! URE WRONG I TOOK THAT PERSONAL FOOL!!!!! |
Adrianne
1/27/2007
I want to know will I able to get a baby |
Pat
2/10/2007
If Jesus was hung, would we pray to a rope? |
Adelita
4/7/2007
I love this comment, thanks to whoever made this. I think people take things too seriously and need to relax. Jesus never look better cursing lmao. |
Nacen
4/12/2007
What the freak is wrong with you guys.For
those of you who said this is funny and stuff.Its wrong.Seriously,God had wrath!!!Whoever made this will atone for whoever made it!!!This is seriously junk!!!I have some words!
In the bible:Jesus is the way,the truth and the life.Please people dont take the sense of humor beyond the limit! |
ha
4/25/2007
SOMEONE, you can't be a satanist if you worship satan dumbass. satanists believe themselves that every individual person is his/her own god
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fuck you
9/1/2009
all of you taht see thes r dum ass shit fases that dont have girl firnds and r gay |
Lindsey
9/4/2009
That's just really messed up. I can handle a lot of things but you don't play with Jesus. For that you are probably going to rot in hell. He can strike you dead right now so instead of making fun of Jesus you should be thanking him that you're alive. |
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