Valentines day gifts|
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Which Valentine's Day gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick
the gift you'd most like to receive....
3. A sweet poem
6. Waffle iron
It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully
likes to share. OR... You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over
everything, even true love.
It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate
this timeless romantic gesture. OR... You get some twisted joy out of watching
vegetation wither and die.
3. A SWEET POEM
It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes
the power and beauty of the written word. OR... You're used to cheap gifts and
like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and
beauty of the written word.
It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid
to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical
side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR... You're a filthy degenerate
who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience
It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic
setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR... You're easy to please and probably
willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.
6. WAFFLE IRON
It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can
actually use. OR... You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about
and probably have some sort of deviant fetish involving kitchen appliances.