| P |
is for the popcorn you pop so you have something to eat in your hands
so you can't type your paper |
| R |
is for all of the reading that you are afraid to start becuase you know
that you won't remember it tomorrow anyway |
| O |
is for the overwhelming amount of time that one can manage to waste in
an evening instead of doing work |
| C |
is for the crying you will do when you realize what types of grades you
are going to get because you haven't done your work |
| R |
is for the radio dial that you are playing with so that you know when
you do start your work there will be good tunes on |
| A |
is for the the grade that you won't be getting on the paper that you
are trying to avoid writing |
| S |
is for the soup that you make when you are done with the popcorn so you
continue to have something to occupy your hands |
| T |
is for the test that you have at 9:00am tomorrow and you haven't yet
began to study for |
| I |
is for the insane amount of time that you are wasting by reading this
email |
| N |
is for the nodding off in class that you will be doing tomorrow after
staying up all night avoiding your work |
| A |
is for the amazing typing skills that you have developed since you have
become an email freak |
| T |
is for the terrible grade that you know that you are going to get
anyway, so why bother studying |
| I |
is for the inevitable fact that you just know that your work isn't
going to get done tonight |
| O |
is for the outstanding organization of your desk that you have managed
to accomplish while "getting ready" to work |
| N |
is for never giving up on the belief that you will eventually do all
the work that needs to be done. |
