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previous | back to text humor | next It was another ![[Pay Day]](temp/candystory/canpayday.jpg)
and I was tired of
![[Mr. Goodbar]](temp/candystory/canmrgoodbar.jpg)
.
Then, I saw Miss
![[Hershey's]](temp/candystory/canhersheys.jpg)
throwing me
![[Kisses]](temp/candystory/cankisses.jpg)
on the corner of
![[Clark]](temp/candystory/canclark.jpg){kind=small}
and
![[5th Avenue]](temp/candystory/can5thavenue.jpg){kind=small}
.
In no time I pulled out my
![[Whoppers]](temp/candystory/canwhoppers.jpg)
and began feeling her
![[Mounds]](temp/candystory/canmounds.jpg){kind=small}
with my
![[Butterfinger]](temp/candystory/canbutterfinger.jpg)
.
"Hey, how'd you like to
![[Crunch]](temp/candystory/cancrunch.jpg)
on my
![[Tootsie Rolls]](temp/candystory/cantootsierolls.jpg)
?", I asked.
Well, she did, and it felt like pure
![[Almond Joy]](temp/candystory/canalmondjoy.jpg){kind=small}
.
Then, I let her have my
![[Choco Taco]](temp/candystory/canchocotaco.jpg)
.
She let out little
![[Snickers]](temp/candystory/cansnickers.jpg)
and moaned, "
![[Oh Henry!]](temp/candystory/canohhenry.jpg){kind=small}
it feels
![[Good & Plenty]](temp/candystory/cangoodandplenty.jpg)
.
Even better than the
![[3 Musketeers]](temp/candystory/can3musketeers.jpg){kind=small}
.
Oh, those beautiful
![[Sugar Babies]](temp/candystory/cansugarbabies.jpg)
!!"
She asked if I was into
![[M&Ms]](temp/candystory/canmandms.jpg)
.
I said, "Why don't you take my
![[Whatchamacallit]](temp/candystory/canwhatchamacallit.jpg)
and slip it in your
![[Bit-O-Honey]](temp/candystory/canbitohoney.jpg)
and feel my
![[MilkyWay]](temp/candystory/canmilkyway.jpg)
?"
Hey, I know men are from
![[Mars]](temp/candystory/canmars.jpg){kind=small}
and women are from Venus, but soon she began to get a little bit
![[Chunky]](temp/candystory/canchunky.jpg)
and nine months later... out came
![[Baby Ruth]](temp/candystory/canbabyruth.jpg) .
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