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previous | back to text humor | next 1. How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. 2. How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven -- one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the experience. 3. How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb? None -- Hanover doesn't have electricity. 4. How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two -- One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure. 5. How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he gets six credits for it. 6. How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb? Seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right to not change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest. 7. How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb? None -- New Haven looks better in the dark. 8. How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb? One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. 9. How many University of Nevada, Reno students does it take to change a ligthbulb? One.
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